Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 725 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (135/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Read all books!
Find and Kill Billy!
Find all health upgrades!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Medals Earned: 17/50 (170/500 points)
You have found your control, not under your couch this time
You have found a Dragon Ball
Bravo, maybe Dori is near too
You have found the Lost Ark
You lost it at that party
You have found your lost keys
It was not the washing machine
You have found the lost time
Be more careful next time.
You lost it on your last diet
You have found the Lost Woods
The World is not lost anymore, Thank You!
Your lost memory is back
Everybody were looking for her
You have found the bus you missed the last week
Who let the dogs out?
You have found the Missing Link
Find signal
You have found the needle in a haystack
You have found Nirvana
You have found a hard to find Pokemon
You have found your lost virginity
You have found Waldo
You have found a free Wi Fi zone
You losed this on your last visit to the dentist
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 5/10 (35/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 3/11 (35/395 points)
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings